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The Spamariffic Dental Splinge Hangnail - A Song About Ebola & In​-​Jokes

from Archives by Charlie Crane

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Originally released (in a different mix, without the immature nonsense at the end) on the 2000 LP "In A Long Story Cut Short In The Middle Of A Life Sentence" (only available on the long-defunct mp3.com). Written with my sister Colleenn in those heady pre-Y2K days.

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Sitting and drinking a can of cola
A monkey in Zaire has Ebola
Do you think Spam is really meat
Or is it processed orangutan feet
A loo shaped like a Rubix Cube
A soda shaped like a sewage tube
A neon pink toilet bowl
In a center for disease control

A matted ultraviolet lamp
In a tanning parlor bought by Jesse Camp
The ebola monkey ate a banana
And married a dude called Ale Fontana

The orangutan in Spam
Is really that Empire man
And he has a hemorrhagic fever
And I have a golden retriever
And I am a overachiever
Is smashed by a meat cleaver
While looking like a beaver
And being a y2k believer

A matted ultraviolet lamp
In a tanning parlor bought by Jesse Camp
The ebola monkey ate a banana
And married a dude called Ale Fontana

A hotel owned by Uncle Fester
A stupid dillweed of an investor
A crud filled copyrighted hacker
A YMCA dancing graham cracker
Can Kaylee get on the computer
A dachshund that was just neutered
And a big electric saw handle in
A large Christmas tree mandolin

A matted ultraviolet lamp
In a tanning parlor bought by Jesse Camp
The ebola monkey ate a banana
And married a dude called Ale Fontana (2x's until fade out)

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from Archives, released November 30, 2017
Charlie Crane / Colleen Crane

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